Life with a 2 year old is manic. Somehow, a 2 year old can bring out the very worst in a person. I have some dark guilty memories of losing it with these little insane people. They can be so cute and then the next second they transform into a horrid awful monster. Like when you are hurrying out the door and you have finally managed to dress them and you turn your back for one second and the suitable outfit you have picked out (warm enough for winter, etc.) has been stripped off and a black velvet "bootiful" jumper has replaced it. ARGH!
And the tantrums. They are hysterical. Like when the Barbie's dress isn't put on exactly the way Clara envisioned (I still don't quite know how exactly she wants the dresses put on. I'm not aware of multiple options for dressing Barbie). Or when 3 rubber outfits won't fit on Polly Pocket at the same time. It can be so infuriating I guess. And how about how my 2 year old can become so obsessed with, say shoes and clothes? Particularly dresses. She dresses every day in her church dresses. Not play dresses. She wants the "pretty dresses". Going to church is like we are going to a ball. Everyone is getting dressed up. I get many compliments from Clara when I wear a dress. "I like your dress." "You's dress is beautiful, Mom." The most important reason to dress up is so she can dance. Dress=dancing in Clara's world. What is going on in her little head?
Due to busy carpool schedules Clara doesn't nap. This is bad. I have always been hyper protective of naptime, but mostly it just doesn't fit in our busy schedule. She takes cat naps in the car, but it isn't enough. Anyway, Clara, by evening painfully proves she needs a real nap. Like last night while I was attempting to make dinner, she screamed and cried at my feet, snot and tears making the marker she'd colored all over her face smear all over my clothes and anything she came in contact with. Finally she crawled in between the chair and the ottoman, curled up in a ball, and fell asleep. Of course when she woke up she was even more of a monster.
Two year olds are seriously the most mentally unbalanced group of people I've ever met. So funny and trying, yet at the same time, this is a bittersweet time. This is the last time I will experience 2 year old insanity (knock on wood). I will attempt to treasure it and hopefully, for the first and last time in my parenting career, try to be patient.


watching youtube clips of Snow White:

Enjoying a snack of chocolate chips in her
bootiful dress:

